
What is the truest of all Australian art forms? Is it an exquisitely grilled snag on the barbie? A clean cover drive through mid-wicket? The humble clink of two schooners on a Friday arvo?
After careful deliberation, we reckon it's crafting the perfect sickie. A solid alibi, an Oscar-level cough, and suddenly you’ve got the day off while everyone else is still on the tools.
That’s why this summer, we’re celebrating your cultural right to ditch work for the day by giving you 49% off your bill at The Bob Hawke Beer & Leisure Centre. Because the only thing more Australian than showing up, is not showing up.

HOW IT WORKS
We’ve freed up a few low visibility, “incognito” tables on six specific days over the summer.
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Tuesday 9 December: Bob's Birthday
- Friday 19 December: Last Friday Before Christmas
- Monday 5 January: First Day Back at Work (and Day 2 of the SCG Test)
- Friday 23 January: Long Weekend Extender
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Tuesday 27 January: Even Longer Weekend Extender
- Monday 2 March: Mardi Gras Recovery
All you have to do is book a table on one of these dates, prove to us on arrival that you've chucked a sickie (by showing our host the text or email to your work) and we'll give you 49% off your bill.
Feel a "fever" coming on? Click on the button below to secure your sick day table today. Because some days aren’t meant for work. They’re meant for Mongolian Lamb and getting on the beers.

